KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Sorry to burst your bubble; this isn’t part of Frostty’s regular column. I have forcibly stolen Artistic Analysis from him to bring you my rendition. Who is the man behind the MYTHtery?
Myth, or Colin, as I like to call him, was manipulated into joining the army community at a time that wasn’t important. He’s led numerous armies, posted a few articles, yelled at a couple of people, and given us some masterpieces that make even the best artists bow. That’s all we care about here anyway, so let’s get down to it.
Colin shot onto the graphics scene as he shot into the world: like a rocket. Ronaldo Vargas runs through Myth’s veins as he steals the credit of other designers for some of his artwork. As he snorted his Dominos sugar, Colin created beautiful works of art that only the McDonalds gods could truly understand. His McLovin attitude didn’t stop there, though. Ronald Reagan’s influence is on display in the failure of the trickle-down effects of his signature. Like the economy, it was as fragile as an egg. Don’t believe me? Take a look.